What are some comebacks for bad breath?

Comebacks for Bad Breath:

- "Maybe it's the halitosis talking, but you should probably get that checked out."

- "Your breath smells like you ate a dead rat."

- "I'd give you a breath mint, but I'm afraid it would melt."

- "You should try brushing your teeth with toothpaste instead of coffee."

- "If your breath was any worse, you could use it as a weapon."

- "I can smell you from here, and I'm not even close."

- "Your breath is so bad, it could clear a room faster than a fire alarm."

- "How much garlic did you eat? You could probably repel vampires with that breath."

- "Is that body odor or bad breath? I can't tell."

- "I'd offer you some gum, but I don't want you to think I'm trying to improve upon perfection."