How do you pretend that are sick?

Here are some tips on how to pretend that you are sick:

1. Stay in bed. This is the most obvious sign of being sick, and it will make it difficult for anyone to question your condition. If you can, try to stay in bed all day, or at least for the majority of the day.

2. Look and act tired. When you are sick, you are usually not feeling very energetic, so try to look and act tired. Avoid making too much eye contact, and speak slowly and softly. You can also try slouching your shoulders and avoiding standing up straight.

3. Have a fake cough or sneeze. This is another obvious sign of being sick, but it can be difficult to fake convincingly. If you can, try to find a video or audio clip of someone coughing or sneezing, and practice along with it. You can also try coughing or sneezing into a tissue, but be sure to keep the tissue close to your face so that it doesn't look fake.

4. Have a runny nose. You can fake a runny nose by placing a small amount of water under your nose and then sniffing it in. You can also try using a nasal spray or saline solution.

5. Have red eyes. You can fake red eyes by using eye drops that contain a redness-reducing agent. You can also try using a hairdryer on the low setting to heat up your eyes, or by rubbing your eyes with a tissue.

6. Have a headache. You can fake a headache by pressing your temples with your fingers or by putting your head in your hands. You can also try taking some over-the-counter pain medication, such as acetaminophen or ibuprofen.

7. Have a stomachache. You can fake a stomachache by holding your stomach and making a groaning noise. You can also try drinking some carbonated water or eating some foods that are known to cause gas.

8. Have a sore throat. You can fake a sore throat by coughing and clearing your throat frequently. You can also try drinking some warm tea with honey, or eating some lozenges.

9. Have a fever. You can fake a fever by taking your temperature and then raising it by a few degrees. You can do this by placing your thermometer under warm water or by holding it in your armpit for a few minutes.

10. Be convincing. The most important thing is to be convincing when you are pretending to be sick. Try to act as naturally as possible, and avoid giving away any clues that you are faking it.